|Species||Pair of legs and waist|
Professor Longhorn Steer
|Voice Actor||Dee Bradley Baker
Timm Mehrens (Denmark)
|First Appearance||No Smoking|
Dad is Cow and Chicken's father. His brother is Professor Longhorn Steer. On screen, only his legs and waist are shown. He wears green pants and brown loafers. He often boasts his manliness, stating that even the most mundane of tasks (such as driving in the snow) "bring out the man in him”. Mom does not seem to know about Cow's birth and once stated she was born in a cabbage and claimed, "That was the best cabbage we ever had".